Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks

For the days when Earth is doing a little too much. This sassy tee says exactly what you’re thinking, with a retro, worn-in look that feels like a favorite from day one.

Featuring the phrase “Beam Me Up, It Sucks Here” in a vintage-inspired design, this shirt is perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor, a little sarcasm, and a love for comfy tees that don’t try too hard.

✨ Details:

• Vintage-style graphic with a soft, broken-in feel

• Unisex fit for easy, everyday wear

• Lightweight, comfy fabric you’ll reach for again and again

• Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “I’m over it” attitude

Great for gifting (or keeping for yourself) when you need a laugh, a vibe, or a subtle cry for extraterrestrial help. 👽

Made with love by a small business, because sarcasm is better when it’s handmade.